Tongue in Cheek Self-Ratings

CONFIDENTIAL ENTITY CASE FILE--

NAME(S)/ALIASES: Travis, GaymerFox, TheRealGaymerFox, LightningFox, Fox, Slate, Crest(?), [REDACTED]

AFFILIATION(S): Gays, Queers, Furries, [REDACTED], Nerds, Gamers

LAST KNOWN LOCATION: Hawaii

STATISTICS:

(Ratings - E, D, C, B, A, S)

LOOKS: A

Target is considered handsome by many, presents a clean and polished look, wears cute tank tops and shorts, and likes to show off pit as a lure. Files contain many carefully and painstakingly retaken shirtless selfies. Recent, somewhat lackadaisical efforts in physical fitness have led to an increased rating. Agents should be especially careful not to be taken in by his wiles and keep their distance unless directly engaging.

CREATIVITY: B

Skilled at writing, speaking, and communicating, target is capable of sounding more intelligent than he may really be about any given topic. Target is known to dabble in amateur sketching and story writing, though nothing of considerable note has been found except some crude, explicit drawings of [REDACTED] (Agents have saved these images to a separate file for later use).

HUMOR: C

Though target frequently giggles and laughs at essentially anything that happens on a day-to-day basis, he lacks any noticeable skill in making a funny joke when it comes to in-person situations. In virtual arenas, target seems to acquire more backbone and makes frequent sarcastic or sassy quips to his accomplices, often leaving them surprised or vulnerable. It may be best for Agents to confront target in-person if necessary.

MENTAL HEALTH: B

Although presenting a calm and impressive exterior, target can be a confusing mess of self-doubt, existential dread, depression, anxiety, and loneliness. Target could easily be apprehended through leveraging these hindrances, if not for his extremely strong sense of self and ability to persevere through increasingly difficult challenges. Agents must approach with extreme caution if trying to leverage this statistic.

EMPATHY: A

Kind to a fault, target is often seen extending himself for the benefit of others, offering time, money, and other resources especially to those that are going through difficult times, or target's friends that are in need of a pick-me-up. This has created a strong social network that Agents may find difficult to infiltrate. The [REDACTED] are an especially dangerous group and target should never be approached while in their presence.

PATIENCE: S

Although generally quick to get frustrated with long queues or indecisive friends or life partners, target has survived multiple challenging situations that required the utmost calm and perseverance, all while retaining an acceptable level of sanity and above average functionality. Capable of thriving in even the most difficult situations, Agents will be unlikely to break target's will in this area and should find other solutions.

SOCIAL SKILLS: A

Introverted at heart, target is remarkably capable of excelling in smaller-scale social situations, warming to new acquaintances and winning over potential accomplices with charm, intelligence, and frequent eye-contact, physical touch, and engaging conversation. Agents should be extremely careful not to be caught within his entangling webs. Agents that have fallen under target's influence should be transported to [REDACTED] immediately.

MEMORY: D

Target frequently forgets where he puts down his mobile phone, keys, wallet, water bottle, and other commonly used items when at his place of residence. He also struggles with tasks or activities that require short term memory, such as mini-games involving flashing crystals in farming sims. Long term memory of important places, persons, and events can be quite sharp at times. Agents would be wise to devise traps that take advantage of target's weak short term memory.

OVERALL RATING: A - Approach with extreme caution and call for backup if caught alone.